Saturday, July 14, 2012

THE PEACH LORD OF AQUATIC SEX DREAMS

Here are some random lines.  Maybe I'll use them in poems one day.  Probably not.

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The best voyeurism is a woman performing the ritual of the refigerator pickle.

My day as a high school teacher was spent finger fucking female students.  Don't judge.

Nathan Lane gives lazy blow jobs.

Lady, I don't want to fuck but I'm willing to watch your facial expression while I choke you.

 Short, fat women with over-sized mammary glands are always afraid of large dogs.

Masturbating to the idea of immortality is what makes us human.

Ring pops are nature's sex toys.

The board game "Don't Wake Daddy!" was based on the real life game "Sexual Assault".

Pubic hair: grow that shit!
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