MY YACHT IS YOUR EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN

The introduction for Sam Pink's "Frowns Need Friends, Too." is a mustard fart away from being finished.  Writing it felt good.  The book is being re-released from Lazy Fascist Press.  Fuck yep.

Maybe you didn't know Ani Smith interviewed me a while back.  It's the first and only.  You can find it here: interview.  Yeah, those women in the picture have dicks.  Pretty sure theirs are much bigger than mine, too.

This piece was solicited by an editor for an anthology.  The original publication in Lamination Colony is the only publication I've felt good about.  I'm really thankful Blake published the writing.  Totally think I owe him an aggressive blow job as a thank you. 

The second part of the life outline will be finished soon, I hope.  Unsure what I'm going to do with it.  Email me if you have any ideas: jdean33442@gmail.com

Below is a picture of me and my dog, Little Dave.  He's the one popping a boner.  I named him after a poet friend of mine.  We should be on the cover of a soft-core homosexual porn magazine (if such a thing exists).

(beat your meat with old men)