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Sunday, February 10, 2013

PUT A VAGINA IN BLACK FACE THEN CALL IT NANCY REAGAN

Sam Pink has a new novel out called RONTEL. It's really good. You can buy the physical book from Lazy Fascist or the ebook from some assholes in New York. I suggest you buy the tangible version because the cover art is half the fun.

If I was asked to blurb the book--which i wasn't because I hold no significance in the reading or publishing community--my blurb would be "Rontel is like sucking your own dick while mother cheers you on."

Sam Pink recently released a book of short stories to his blog (Gerald McClellan vs Nigel Benn). Rumor is LF feels confusion about the internet release and wonders if Sam still likes them.

I don't know.

What I do know is some dude decided to make a print version of the book. But I don't know what his name is or where he lives or what he's about. But I do know an unpublished interview I did with Sam will be in the printed book. Like, dvd bonus feature type of shit.

Here are some questions from the interview:

I heard a rumor that Greg Sherl enjoys beating women for pleasure. Which made me wonder what type of kink Sam Pink is in to. Are you a bread and butter kind of guy in the bedroom or what.

Please provide your dick measurements.

The writing community is a society of little punks with perfect teeth. It's mind blowing. Who do you think is the biggest bitch of them all? My choice is Steve Roggenbuck. Like, can anyone get any fucking lamer than that dude. For real.

If you could be the angel of death for one relative, who would it be.

Have you had any additional homosexual experiences since the first.

Just kidding. Only two of those questions are in the interview.

You can pre-order Gerald here.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

A HITLER GHOST STORY IN THE TIME OF LARGE MOUTH BASS

The comments at the bottom of any copy of that Black Rambo Manifesto are really good.

Good as in people are dumb and worthless, which makes for a comical read.

On another note, ever meet a person who resembles a cockroach? Not like physically, but spiritually.

The type of person who crumb snatches every chance.

Or is hated by everyone, even their 'life partner', yet hangs around.

Just remains, like a disgusting bug covered in grease and filth, never in the light.

Those roach people are extremely frustrating/humorous too.

Also, men who wear matching colored beanie/hoodie combos are in the same bucket--I think.

"What the fuck."

Thursday, February 7, 2013

ORAL MUSIC

Apparently, there's an ex-police officer/ex-military dude named Chris running around my beloved city shooting at LAPD personnel.

I feel really good about this.

A bully with no fear in the heart is the worst type.

More people should shoot cops in their stupid faces, I think.

The screws are swarming the city, frantically looking for their hunter.

The media has warned any innocent person owning a car similar to the one driven by the pig killer to be safe and stay home.

Avoid accidental death.

In other words, the LAPD has made it very clear that they're on a shoot first basis with any person matching Chris's description.

Seems legit.

A manifesto was posted.

In it a value system created ranking which officers are top priority.

The thing makes a lot of sense to me. I mean, if you ignore the typos and super loon shit.

Here are some quotes:

An enemy who embraces death is a lose, lose situation for their enemy combatants.

I am the walking exigent circumstance you created.

Let the balance of loss of life take place.
Sometimes humans feel a need to prove they are the dominant race of a species and they inadvertently take kindness for weakness from another individual. You chose wrong.

You are a high value target.

To those children of the officers who are eradicated, your parent was not the individual you thought they were. As you get older,you will see the evidence that your parent was a tyrant who loss their ethos and instead followed the path of moral corruptness. They conspired to hide and suppress the truth of misconduct on others behalf’s. Your parent will have a name and plaque on the fallen officers memorial in D.C. But, In all honesty, your parents name will be a reminder to other officers to maintain the oath they swore and to stay along the shoreline that has guided them from childhood to that of a local, state, or federal law enforcement officer.