Friday, September 6, 2013

MICROWAVE BURRITOS ARE THE NON-EXISTENT HUGS OF MY CHILDHOOD

Almost unknown fact: nearly all of my writing/reading on a computer is done with my right eye closed and left squinted open, similar to the face popeye makes while trying to find olive oyl's snatch.

Secondary non-sequitur fact: using the phrase "mom pussy" on your blog definitely will raise web hits.

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