I saw a homeless man today.

He was walking on Fairfax and Santa Monica.

Making motorboat noises with his mouth while aggressively thumb downing objects/people.

I felt a deep and serious kinship with the guy.

Wanted to grab a couple tall boys and climb Mount Lee with him.

Stare at the city.

Thumb down everything.

The small people I couldn't see.

(thumb down!)

The LAPD.

(thumb down!!!)

Traffic.

(thumb down!)

Chemtrails.

(thumb down!)

The entire westside.

(thumb down!)

Larchmont Village.

(thumb down!)

Potholes.

(thumb down!)

The Oaks Gourmet

(thumb down!!!)

Pretentiousness

(thumb down!)

The Sunset Strip

(thumb down!)

Plastic surgery

(thumb down!)

We could have lived forever up there.

Surviving on tall boy nutrition and the warmth of our disgust.

But I didn't make an approach because I figured the ol' thumb down would be given.

And, fuck, I couldn't bear disapproval like that.