MASTURBATING TO CHILDREN IS OKAY IF THE CHILDREN ARE ACTORS WHO ARE NO LONGER CHILDREN

I think the ultimate wet dream is an underage Nicolle Eggert lying on the floor dressed only in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles baby tee getting her cunt licked by a nude Alyssa Milano while the theme song to Matlock plays softly in the background. All other qualities of the dream are impertinent.