Monday, June 11, 2012

SIMON SAYS: IF YOU HAVE A VAGINA AND YOU KNOW IT, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Feminists, describing your sex life is as rebellious as a dog fart in a back alley.  Find another topic.

Write a lesbian version of fight club.  Or a novel with an amputee protagonist who doesn't wear makeup.

Or a short story about a semi-truck driver moonlighting as an arm-wrestler.

Or some flash fiction with no reference to menstruation.

Please stop writing about your pussy.  This isn't the sixties.  Contrary to popular belief, your jelly roll isn't interesting.

All pink inside.  We know.  Fluids.  We know.  Flatulence.  We know.

Also, when did this empty formula become law: woman + writing = feminist ?

I thought the word feminist held more meaning than a label to boost book sales.

Everyone stop labeling.

God damn it.

Cocaine.

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