I was asked to write an introduction to a book of poetry. I'm excited, except I don't think I've ever actually read a book intro before.
I have tried.
The introductions I've attempted are always boring or interpret the work before I've read the work. I don't understand the need to ruin the orgasm--people love to step on dicks.
And they usually read like a preview to a michael bay movie, sans explosions, as narrated by a narcoleptic wilford brimley.
Has anyone, ever, read those first 3 pages and thought, "GOD DAMN, I MUST BUY THIS SHITTY BOOK OF WORDS RIGHT NOW!"
The magic 8-ball says no.
So, yeah, I have no fucking idea how to write an introduction. Or even the root point of one.
Think I'll write a bunch of reasons why a person shouldn't read the book.
And maybe a casual mention of burritos. Maybe.
Fuck sales.
Cocaine.
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