J
You look cute.
G
Aww, thanks. You're nice.
J
I am not fucking nice.
G
Oh, okay. You're sweet...
J
Haha, oh yeah?
G
Yeah, sweet like dick cheese.
***
INT. WEST HOLLYWOOD WHOLE FOODS - SOUP BUFFET
Actress who plays the coach on GLEE walks up behind G. to stare at her ass.
J
Man, you got a heavy lesbian vibe today. All these ladies keep checking you out.
G
Really?
J
Heh, yep. Really.
G
Why do you think that?
J
I dunno. Your attire is very Lilith Fair.
G
(looking confused)
What's that?
J
Oh, it was a large lesbian festival in the nineties. Sarah McLachlan always headlined.
G
I think I know what you're talking about... I really look like a lesbian though?
J
Hahaha
G
(pouting)
I don't want to look like a lesbian! I want to look cuuute.
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