THE WILLY WONKA OF DEPRESSION

CHUCK WOOLERY'S COCAINE HABIT

It's not that I dislike all people, just, pretty much everyone I hear talk.

STROKE YOUR DICK WHILE CONCENTRATING ON THE SOUND OF FALLING TEARS

TURKEY NECK GOBBLER

Going to start carrying a rubber dildo while in public.  That way when a vapid white bitch does something stupid, like, say, almost run me over with her SUV as I pass through a cross walk, I can smack her on the nose then exclaim, "bad."

THE ROLLING MOUNTAINS OF CHICAGO

This happened yesterday.  Thought it was pretty funny.

BLOWFISH MONOPOLY

I don't know exactly when it became fashionable to believe there are no new thoughts or ideas, only variations, but it's complete bullshit.  Being imprisoned by external and internal cycles is what leads to stagnate thinking.

Stop perceiving reality with communal eyes, ya dummy.

EVERY THOUGHT IS DEATH

If you wear a headband as a fashion accessory, please consider sleeping under a moving truck tire.

I WISH LIFELONG ILLNESS ON EVERY DOCTOR I MEET

I LOOK LIKE A CHARACTER FROM THE DARK CRYSTAL

 

(me and a beach baby I named petey boy)

 

"and even if i did die young
who cares
all i ever got was mean mugs
and cold stares"

BABY SHIT LOOKS A LOT LIKE OREO MCFLURRY

People who use the word "enchanting."

I DREAM OF ERECTIONS

This is the area i've lived at for the last 4 years:

GO GO GADGET LONELINESS

keep thinking when i die i'll be greeted by god and by god i mean a naked antonio banderes wearing cowboy boots and a pink ascot, then nothing will be beautiful and everything will hurt.

GREASE POTPOURRI

a wormhole

SOUL MATES NEVER SAY GOODBYE